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Category Archives: Escapist Magazine

“Gamers” Are Still Dead, Y’all

September 25, 2017by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. Although gaming is alive and well, the basement-dwelling Mountain Dew goblin teenager stereotype who screams at his mother for “interrupting” his boob-modded Call […]

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Event[0] Review – All the Stars Look at You

September 29, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine. Recreated with permission. Humanity is out there, left alone, drifting in space. Event[0] has left me feeling that way, with my gloved palm pressed against […]

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Mighty No. 9 Review – Blue. Bombing.

July 1, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. To cut right to the chase: the most tragic aspect of Mighty No. 9 is that there is a good game scratching […]

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Ultimate Chicken Horse Review – A Great Way to Make and Lose Friends

March 11, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. The first turn is always the easiest. It begins with an empty canvas, full of opportunity and consideration. Does the gap call […]

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Firewatch Review – Burning a Hole Through my Heart

February 9, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. Nature is beautiful. Lush with trees, grass, and bushes, Shoshone National Forest is absolutely captivating. The days come and go like dreams, […]

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Spellweaver Review – Trading One Card Game for Another

January 30, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine. Recreated with permission. Some days, it feels like the cards do what they do out of spite. They’re cruel, vicious little things, that hide their […]

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That Dragon, Cancer Review – The Scrapbook of a Life, Both Too Fast and Too Long

January 12, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. I want you to imagine and describe a brand new color. Something that has no basis in language, no real logical anchors […]

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Legends of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel Review – Elevated RPG

January 7, 2016by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. There is precious little time to come to terms with the game before it surrounds you. The game opens in battle, with […]

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Steamworld Heist Review – In Space, No One Can Hear You Steam

December 9, 2015by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. Ships are held together by duct tape, cheap wire, rust, and prayers. Resources far from the core planets are scarce and hard […]

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Mushihimesama Review – Bullets, Bugs, Bullets, and Bullets

December 3, 2015by Taylor Hidalgo Leave a comment

Written for the Escapist Magazine, recreated with permission. I was a man once. I spoke like a human being, had hopes, dreams, aspirations, and goals. I had feelings, could express […]

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